function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

Rusty Fence

When a woman sits on a person's face in the act of cunnilingus, while she is having a heavy menses flow.

I asked her to sit on my face and she gave me a rusty fence!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

func

A function, party, fiesta, gathering, large get-together, bash, throw down.

John Smith: "Dude, let's hit up that college func."

Me: "We're high school freshmen you tool. You look 13."

by uhyeah February 1, 2010

funcooker

n. refers to pulling down your pants to reveal your balls and ass to the world to fill time during a slow period. Before being done, you must say "Here comes the funcooker!"

After an awkward pause, Bill turned to his friend, unzipped his pants and said "Here comes the funcooker!"

by Russell Franchise March 12, 2009

Ride the fence

1. To not take a stand on certain issues.
2. An awesome song by The Coup.

Don't ride the fence, let your voice be heard!

by Funkadelicparliamentarian October 4, 2008

Spicket Fence

100 mexicans in line waiting for their pay.

I was outside the home depot when I saw that damn brown spicket fence lined up out the door. I was tempted to keep driving through it, but I hit my brakes.

by Gwayne March 15, 2008

Fence

A buyer or seller of stolen merchandise.

"I got this sweet iPod from my fence on the south side."

"Hey Sarge, I hear one of your contacts fingered a fence last night."

by Donald Beckwith August 28, 2006