futon

another word for an asian.

"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"

by niggins August 13, 2007

futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 1, 2004

Tom Felton

A Hot Actor and Singer/songwriter.
and His Pants are on Fire :)

Girl 1: OMG! It's Tom Felton

Me: Ahahaha His Pants are on fire! XD

by BLAAZZA :) April 13, 2010

Tom Felton

A blond British bombshell .
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;

He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D

He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)

example
* a conversation between me and a fried*

friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy

me: hes mine hes so mine

by wogan_123 February 25, 2011

fultonry

noun - mean-spirited bullying based on redneck bigotry, cowardly

"this smacks of fultonry" to mean "this is evil, bigoted bullying"

by lesbodanceyfascist supporter April 7, 2010

Fulon

Portmanteau of 'full' and 'on', short for the phrase 'full on retarded.'

Why is that fulon asking so many questions?

by not_a_fulon May 13, 2010

Fukton

A unit of measurement defined by the number of fucks it contains.

One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.

A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.

The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.

"Sure do miss you a fukton!"

"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."

"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"

by yoyosan9 February 5, 2018