i need to get fucked respectfully

a way to say you need dick. respectfully.

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.

by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021

bad mother fucker

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.

"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

by doug March 1, 2004

fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.

Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg

by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

The fuckening

When you're day is going very well but there has to be that BUT.

Ah yes it's the fuckening again..

by ThatAaAaAaAasianGuy October 9, 2019

fucken druggo

what skitz cunts say to adress another skitz cunt

sassy-“Lez ya fucken druggo whats gaiin onnn!”
lez-“fuck yuu sassy ya really fucked me up this time cunt”
sassy-“yur only gonna get liver pains for the next 5 years or so”
lez-“fuck yuuu sassy”

by Ellen ripley January 15, 2018

Sun Fucker

A person who always goes to bed at an unreasonably early hour with the intention of getting up before everyone else, to excercise, enjoy life, etc. They are uncomfortable when the sun isn't out.

Skye: My roomate made me shut the lights off at 9:30 last night!" Rob: "I can't stand sun fuckers."

by LVizzle14 October 1, 2010