franked

when you mess up something or break something
*refers to frank gallagher cuz he’s always fucked*
*also refers to frankenstein cuz he gets broken*

“dude i think i franked fuckin shoulder”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

Franked

A term meant to describe a man who is unlucky in love, with each subsequent lover or potential love interest preferring the company of another woman over him.

This term is mostly used in online yuri fandom circles. It is often used to describe the male character that is obviously going to draw the short straw in a yuri setting.

1: Joe got Franked hard when he tried proposing to Tracy. She left him for her new girlfriend, Jennifer, and even took his dog.

by Yatiyuri March 21, 2022

Frinked

When lights flicker the break

A light in the Asda frinked last night so we might need a new one.

by lum the plum April 15, 2023

Funkedemic

When multiple people are in a funk, mood-wise, at the same time.

I know that I’m in a funk and when I went to my hairdresser, she said everyone she’s talked to you lately is in a funk. Feels like we’re in a funkedemic.

by teachergirloly June 17, 2023

frunkledool

When Michelle lags and makes me wait for a response

Michelle is such a frunkledool

by Michelle lags way 2 often September 6, 2023

Franked Out

When someone has had too many mils of fantasy and passes out. Often in a seated position, but sometimes standing - it depends of the level of franked outedness. Frequently heard making guttural groans and ecstasy moans. Slurry incoherent speech often accompanies the franker. They believe they are doing awesome and are convinced they do not look like the face sucking, eye rolling, moaning, twitchy, convulsed mess that they are. Able to snap out of mess mode when people least expect it. It’s normal for the franker to deny they were ever asleep- delusional when they state they “were killing it” when really they came close to killing themselves.

Me: oh my God! Look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess. She’s totally franked out.

Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard- I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude. Filming someone franking out is not cool 😎

Me: OMG look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess! She’s franking out hard.
Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard - I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude, filing someone franking out is fking uncool 😎

by Annzy79 November 19, 2023

Flunked

When a sports ball has lost a significant amount of air and can’t perform as intended, a deflated sports ball

This basketball won’t bounce - it’s flunked.

by Joey “Termite Boy” Bernoulli June 11, 2024