Fred

An old man who pervs on kids, slang for pedophile.

Stop looking at that kid you look like a Fred

by the weird witch June 2, 2015

Fred

A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.

Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak

by Great_fine_ok March 31, 2016

Fred

A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.

That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.

by kimosterberg February 5, 2009

Fred

Some kid who thinks he is the shit. He goes for some extra sloppy seconds and has no morals whatsoever. Leach. If you are a guy and meet a Fred just know once he’s in a relationship it’ll be with your ex and you won’t see him because he doesn’t give a shit about bros before hoes. He lies and just a really fucking annoying Ellen Degeneres look-a-like. He’ll also be the gay best friend for about 2 years and finally when the girl thinks actually I might start have feelings he goes full on usually scaring them away (you’re going to be single before her birthday mate).

You’re such a Fred

by Xxxsmalldickfred March 15, 2019

Fred

Famous for saying 'Fuck her right in the pussy' numerous times on live TV, should be president or the next batman.

Teacher: what's 2+13 thomas? Fred: Fuck her right in the pussy!

by BigCep91 November 14, 2014

Fred

Cockney Rhyming slangism for a lady's "parts" ie Quim - as in Fred Quimby of Tom & Jerry and Disney fame . . . Looking at the other "fred" definitions it seems kind of apt too!

Oy! Don't be such a Fred!! - meaning "don't be such a c**t" or "hmmmm big boy, my Fred is moistening just looking at you!"

by boudin March 4, 2010

Fred

A drunk ass crackhead, who wears a tight skully that's rolled up on the sides. He has hair that is so mattered up that when the skully is removed it still looks like the skully is still is intact. He never showers and is broke as hell. He only knows how to sit around and eat all of peoples' that he doesn't buy. And lastly he has some busted ass feet that look like they have talons attached to them.

That man's skully is so tight that he looks like a Fred.

by The 1 & Only May 19, 2014