The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.
by Professor Mctabbish September 03, 2005
The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.
by Matt April 27, 2004
A powerpop band. This is not wikipedia, so i'll cut the crap, and say; a one-hit wonder popular for "Stacy's Mom."
"Hey Doug, put that Fountains of Wayne song on."
Everyone at the party, drunk: "STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!"
Everyone at the party, drunk: "STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!"
by SUN GG January 19, 2009
A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. Not a small, lame town. Fountain Valley is actually cooler than where the person above this post live. Fountain Valley is a very nice place to live between Santa Ana, Westminister, and Huntington Beach. That means you can go to the beach, go shopping, then go to the Discovery Center in Santa Ana if you live at fountain valley without traveling for 5000000000 hours. A NICE PLACE TO LIVE! You know its nice if you live here. anywhere else you live is okay.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.
by ManInAWell514 August 24, 2011
To not masturbate for a elongated period of time, thus whenever you ejaculate you produce a fountain of jizz.
by Jizz Jizzson June 23, 2011
Raj enjoyed his watersports, so he asked Mike, Matt, Dave and Bob to pee on him while he posed like Micheal Angelo's "DAVID". He was the centre piece in a "golden fountain".
by poot123 February 10, 2014
While your girlfriend is having an upset stomach, screw her in the ass until she shits diarrhea over your dick making it look like a fondue fountain.
Girl: Oh yeah, oh yeah, i am going to shit all over your dick
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain
by ThatsGross June 17, 2010