explosive cereal

for this move you need to take a lady to outer space and go on a space walk. during the walk you must pull out your penis so it explodes and collect all the fragments, then bring them back to the ship and make the woman eat them in a bowl of cereal, usually special k.

james: yo bro are you going on that nasa mission?
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.

by NeilArmstrongIsMyDad44 May 10, 2019

totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008

Cereal Orgy

1. When you have multiple cereals, but none of the boxes has enough to make one bowl of cereal, so you mix two or more cereals to make one full bowl.

2. When you have two or more cereals in one bowl.

Lucky Charms, Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Chocolate Rice Krispies, Cookie Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Peanut Butter Crunch, and Chocolate Lucky Charms can combine to make the Holy Grail of Cereal Orgy's!

by hoboace January 6, 2009

Cereal Sauce

Milk

"I need some cereal sauce for my krispies!"

by gastrointestinal malfunction February 20, 2012

cereal doormat

For a women to have breadcrumbs or any general mills product caked into her pubic frame.

Say Leslie why are there hearts, stars, and rainbows in your pot of gold?

by ben claude May 6, 2003

cereal mouth

When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.

I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.

by Tayski January 5, 2015

are you cereal?

a substitute phrase for 'are you serious?', whch can be modified in a number of ways, eg 'are you for cereal?' (are you for real?)

Johnny: I just saw Britney Spears walking down the street
Kate: Are you cereal?

by katattack December 8, 2007