Fooner

A general term for individuals that act like idiots lack common sense, or are making a fool of themself.

May also be used as a variation of Buffoon.

"My friend tried to charge his phone using the microwave, what a Fooner."

by Seagull_Birb April 14, 2019

foondart

a person that sucks farts out of dead animals assholes

did you see that. soulvoid is such a foondart.

by freebirth July 27, 2003

Foongy

that word means big lips in italian you dumb shit; or in other words nigger fucking foongalate

fuck you you one eyed foongalate

by fuck you May 13, 2005

foond

moron, derived from local peebles speak. rachel lumb

wee pete is a fuckin foond

by jo March 31, 2004

Foong

Noun. The act of homosexual sexual intercourse.

Verb. To engage in homosexual sex.

Basically, it's "fuck," but fabulous! Not to mention generally cleaner and more sensitive to others.

Origin - Some conservative wannabe faggot went on a homophobic rampage against the California Protection of Marriage Act (the satirical one that bans divorce to save marriage from the straights) and his last name was Foong. So we told him to foong off and turned his name into what he hates. Win.

And don't forget "foongy," for someone with that especially tight ass. Oo baby! Work it~

"I hear Ted Haggard likes a good foonging after smoking crystal meth."

"You can foong me, or I can foong you. All that matters is that we foong loong and hard."

"You're soooo fucking foongy... Gimme some of that sugar, sweetcheeks!"

by Razorpenis February 25, 2010

Fooni

something extremely funny or comical.

Joe: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Steve: Why, Joe?
Joe: To get to the other side!
Steve: *laughs* hahaha, Joe, your so fooni!

by I-am-a-geek September 21, 2008

foonz

to call or leave a message for a group of people at once from your cell phone.

girl #1: where is everyone going out tonight?
girl #2: not sure, might be downtown or just at Jim's
girl #3: cool, i'll foonz everyone later and we'll figure it out...

by simi400 December 13, 2008