flock out

Getting the fuck out

Flock out : breaking up, and going out from someone's life

by ardek November 28, 2016

flock of puppies

a large grouping or collection of young dogs, technically under the age of 4 months, moving in a common direction.

i almost ran over a flock of puppies. whaaat the heck.

by heresproof March 10, 2010

Flock of Seagulls

While in the act of lovemaking a man allows several of his friends to hide naked in his cupboards. Whilst said love making is going on, the friends raise themselves to a state of attention so they are on the same level as their generous friend. When he empties his mess inside his ladyfriend, the friends burst forth from the cupboards flapping their arms and screeching like seaguls, jizzing all over their friend and his lover. They then circle the room in this fashion until supplies are empty.

"Shit, did you hear about Matty? I heard him and his mates gave Louise the Flock of Seagulls for her birthday! I think they have split now....."

by BigWillyEd January 7, 2009

flock of deerticks

1. Any number of ticks that have been pulled off of pets and stored in a rubbing alcohol bottle for several years. 2. The most amazing disco house group to ever have sex with your Mother.

1. "Oh, I see your flock of deerticks is growing! 2. "Word, that flock of deerticks totally did it with my Mom."

by potentially everything, practically nothing February 9, 2005

Flock of Seagulls

When Several of your bros are on the beach and doin" it with they ladies. All at once, they take out they man meat and dip it in the sand. They then re-insert it into the vagina. All the ladies will scream!!!! A Flock OF Seagulls.

Mike and the boys were in the sand dunes doin' it with their girls. They took out their man meat and dipped them into the sand and then re-inserted.......The girls screamed and it sounded like a flock of Seagulls.

by hickster August 21, 2006

Flock of Seagulls

Noun

1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.

2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.

3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.

"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."

by billebllunt January 20, 2014

Flock Jock

A radio, television or media personality such as Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity whom regularly and honorably uses humiliation, degradation and sarcasm, usually in the form of partisan political spin in the hypocritical pretext of good versus bad as a linguistic form of schoolyard bullying. The use of these mud slinging tactics attracts or causes a "flock" of people to the playground arena (media arena) where the mud slinging occurs. The same as when a bully starts a fight at school and everyone hurriedly circles around to see the showdown or when everyone flocks to the scene of a terrible traffic accident. Sometimes a particular subject or person can attract an even greater crowd. Similar to a Shock Jock but instead of obscenity through sexual content as the main offering for entertainment. A Flock Jock uses humiliation and a slew of non-civilized, biased, personal and tactical attacks on a political stage as the main form of entertainment

What the flock jock? Don't you have anything nice to say about EVERYONE?

by Comkind October 30, 2007