floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

flaker

Someone who flakes

You flaker, why'd you bail out last minute

by Peter August 12, 2003

Floater

A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick

look at that floater lets poke him!

by gps93 November 24, 2009

floamer

noun; fecal matter that when forced from the anus by the rectal muscles appears to have the consistancy of foam, or a milkshake.

Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup clip, she let loose a floamer!

by sonofabird August 1, 2008

eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.

Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!

by bostonriot June 11, 2009

Flaker

Someone who bails or goes completely MIA for events

Where is Irene? Why is she such a flaker? #zerobrotherhood

by Flaker879 February 10, 2015

Floater effect

The idea of getting far into a competition by doing nothing, only to lose in an anticlimactic manner.

I didn't come across anyone during that Apex match, and when I did at the end I got destroyed. Guess that's the floater effect for ya.

by ReZistar January 5, 2022