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fleasing

a combo of teasing and flirting with someone.
He was mocking me but it was more fleasing than hurtful.
by booperchikadia June 5, 2011
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flexabating

when a man masturbates while flexing his bicep and looking in the mirror at himself, therefore masturbating at his own flexed muscles.
Cory loves flexabating every night while staring into his full length mirror.
by russell e3 June 7, 2011
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Soda Fleas

Those little bubbles that jump out of the soda.
Batman- hey, you want some sprite?
Robin- no, sprite has a lot of soda fleas and they always tickle my nose.
by Professor Jerky October 18, 2009
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Flexatarian

1. A diet where one abstains from eating meat when they cook for themselves, but eat all foods when out to eat or if a food is provided to them.

2. A vegetarian who eats meat on dates, at restaurants, and when food is free.
"I wanted to eat healthier but not give up meat so decided to become a flexatarian."

"I really want a guy to take me on a date so I can eat a steak. Being a flexatarian is so hard."
by k@nyeeast December 18, 2014
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flexable

gay, leaning towards the other team
Ya its 2016 but why all these niggas gotta act so flexable
by ScottFitz January 1, 2017
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Cockhole Fleas

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!
by The Guru Turtle October 25, 2008
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look at the fleas on fluffy

a phrase meaning look at that girls tits; phrase usually used when a girl with big or nice tits walks by
dans girlfriend walks by
dans friend Joe speaks out
Joe: Got Damn look at the fleas on fluffy, dan.
by G Hock November 22, 2004
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