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Flange Shui

When a bird decides its time your house had a woman's touch.

I.e. Installation of cushions candles and net curtains
Soud is so godamn clungestruck. He has even let his new squeeze perform flange shui on his living room, Fucking candles all over the shop!
by Glenge January 24, 2011
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flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."
Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.
by Hazza151 May 23, 2014
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frenge

When you're so emo, your fringe is your only true friend.
someone: you should cut your frenge so you can see stuff better.
emo person: but who else will keep the sun out of my eyes, concealing me from this dark and terrible world?
by wentzbin August 16, 2018
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Flange popsicle

A guys cold dick after penetrating a horrible ski hog’s flange
On my second day at the ski hill I banged brittney and then her sister sucked my flange popsicle
by Team Ramhog December 16, 2018
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fledgelord

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples
After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.
by Uriel, the archangel of deez September 9, 2021
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Busted Flange

A broken vagina.
Medical condition of the vagina, where it becomes loose & floppy, fortunately this condition is repairable with major surgery.
Rodney's Mum suffered from a busted flange, this has been repaired after undergoing major surgery.
by flippyfloppyflaps March 22, 2013
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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
by PubHellhound July 16, 2022
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