flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Fladder

When you hit your brother in the bladder, but they say “fladder”.

It’s pronounced fl-a-der

“ you hit me in the fladder

by The0neAndOnIy March 24, 2021

Ned Flanders

A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.

Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Flaid Out

Tis when a pupil of our everyday society becomes in love to all proportions. He or she is suddenly in love with everything or anything that moves. It is a major chillaxin period of time and can be induced by pure happiness.

The experience last tuesday was totally flaid out.

by Mr. Carl December 22, 2004

flandelander

1. Singular. noun. Any unpleasant bodily function.
2. An interjection used to fill and aukward silence when one does not know what to say.

1. I have to take a flandelander in flandelanderland.
2. Hmmmm, Flandelanders!

by taja ho the 5th November 4, 2007

Fladishapate

A fetish disorder which is getting an orgasm and/or getting
turned on to glancing at flashing lights and/or bright lights
that cover the appearence and even get caught into something else, with/or shrinking or growing of any kind of mass and/or living things in reality or delusion and is like a
sexual disire and shows and/or makes some people with this disorder to feel dominance and/or dominant. Sometimes when these events are happening, having this disorder may also cause shock to the person who has it.

"Oh yeah, Ash Kethchum is throwing that Pokeball at that new rare Pokemon to catch...I gotta see what it looks like when it's going inside that pokeball, and then I think i'm gonna fladishapate!"

by Quelzvern September 6, 2009

Fladumy

A dorky wonderful persont the best bf in the world, extremley hard-headed at times bt otherwise awesome

thoughtful, caring and kind loves Kingdom Hearts and eating all in all very easy to love and befriend <333

Look at that dork wearing a kingdom heart shirt, must be a fladumy

by 'kay April 19, 2010