Alaskan Flapjack

The sexual act of using a fold of fat, lubricated with butter and syrup, to achieve orgasm.

I couldn't find that fat chicks pussy, so I alaskan flapjacked her fat roll.

by shredder ace March 8, 2014

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Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.

Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.

by Lunchboxpanda June 20, 2010

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flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

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Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

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chocolate flapjack

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage

my, that woman has some chocolate flapjacks

by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008

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sticky flapjack

when you cum in between your partners ass cheeks while they are asleep so when they wake up, their ass cheeks are stuck together.

I tried to shit today but I couldn't because Ronnie gave me a sticky flapjack.

This chick fell asleep at a party so I decided to give her a sticky flapjack.

by Hominahomina March 29, 2009

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