Frankenstein

1. A strapping young lad called Mike
2. Someone with a blocked shaped head, and a large forehead.

Matthew: Mike, i cannot understand how you can be considered God in bed when you look like frankenstein.
God: LMFAO Frankencock.

by Matthew Larsen February 13, 2005

frankenstien

Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.

Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frankenstien

Usually done by the homelss and hard-up broke ass smokers

I'm gonna hit the starbucks so I can roll a frankenstien.

by Phucker January 30, 2007

Frankemstein

A nickname for "Emma."
If you know someone like Frankemstein, then you're really lucky.
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Literally, for as long as I've known her she's been nothing but kind and caring towards me. She's a beacon of light in dark times that always listens to my rants/spiels, and makes me feel wanted when I need support. Probably the only person that gets me. She's really funny and has a super cool outlook on life. Frankemstein is a huge part of my life and I love being her friend, I don't really have anyone other than her. Nobody else has ever made me feel as special as her, and she genuinely seems like she cares. I don't think I'd be able to get through the day without her. She's the closest thing I have to a loving family rn. I'd kill to be able to give her a hug right about now.

I don't think she'll ever fully understand how much she means to me, and that makes me kind of sad, but whatever. I'm just glad I have her in my life. I love her, she's my best friend, and this sounds really sappy so lol.

I don't even know if this'll get accepted. I just really wanted to write this down.

Jacob: "I'm sad."

Frankemstein: "I'm here for u."

Jacob: "you're a rlly good friend."

by jacob billings. November 18, 2019

Frankenstein

Leaving marks (aka hickeys) on both sides of someone's neck using a biting and sucking method resulting in a frankenstein-like appearence.

1)My girlfriend woke up with a "frankenstein" this morning.

by Stormcat May 24, 2006

Frankenstien's Foreskin

The dead, scarred flesh left as the result of too much cosmetic surgery.

After having her tits do the hokey-cokey one time too many, Jordan's bust still looked great from the top,
but the underside looked like Frankenstien's foreskin.

by TheBadFire December 29, 2007

Intersectional Frankenstein

A social scientist/engineer who through either malicious intent or academic indoctrination influences society and the individuals in society to become as intersectional as possible. This is usually actively done by governments and corporations to sow discord and divisions amongst the population or passively by academics who have lost sight of reality through never experiencing life beyond a university.

The end result of their meddling is the production of "Wokenstein's Monster" - a lumbering patchwork of different identities that they try to pass off as a personality (usually to obtain oppression points, so as to win the oppression olympics). They emotionally lash out when the rest of society doesn't accept their shallow identity devoid of any actual personality traits that extend beyond gender, sexual orientation, race etc.

Guy 1: "Did you take Professor Lee's social justice course?"
Guy 2: "No way, my friend Sarah took the course and came out claiming she was being oppressed because she's a omnisexual, pangender, Beluga whale roaming the seas searching for love."
Guy 1: "Ah, I see. That means Professor Lee is a total Intersectional Frankenstein."

by Souper Rare January 8, 2022

Frankensteinification

The practice of changing old, beloved food products into something new by combining said product with new ingredients or by changing the original mix of ingredients until said product is a sad Frankenstein's monster of capitalistic excess.

"Have you seen the new banana white chocolate Fair Trade peanut butter cups? It used to be you got your chocolate in my peanut butter, before the Frankensteinification of candy bars."

"Can I have another chocolate filling, white cookie Oreo coated with white chocolate icing with fudge bits? Give me more Frankensteinification!"

by mtk1701 May 30, 2009