Falcon bay fuckwit

A drop kick from falcon bay

Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit

by Djjshshs December 2, 2021

Falcongy

Falcongy is a term used for people who are falcon-ish and genine. Falcongy is a mesh of the words to describe people who fit into the term falcongy.

Person 1: man, Leon over there is really falcongy
Person 2: you're right man, let's make fun of him.

by Bukuchama March 29, 2022

Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

Foot falcon

Nigel: Hey lookout now Der bro,why you walking?
Neville: I bin dun drinking goonI gotta take the foot falcon cuz.

Neville lost his license now he's on the foot falcon

by Forestfreak June 12, 2018

falcon in the attic

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.

Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?

by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010

Falcon Kicking

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.

Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt

by admiralackbarlovesuall September 2, 2010

flaccid mash

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

by Matt F....... April 11, 2008