(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013
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accounting firm

Accounting firms help clients with a wide array of services, such as accounts payable / receivable, bookkeeping and payroll processing.
An Accounting firm offers the following services to SME;
Tax
Accounting
Assurance services
Bookkeeping
Payroll
by AccountansFinder October 18, 2022
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firm grasper

(n); One who grasps a prolapsed anus in such a way that it represents Patrick Star telling Squidward Tentacles to "firmly grasp" a jellyfishing net.
Dude, we had severe anal and I couldn't help but be a firm grasper and put her in extreme pain and pleasure.
by firmgrasper February 06, 2014
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firm maybe

it means no
“that’s a firm maybe”
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firm maybe

A “Firm Maybe” is an answer to a yes or no question. It is one of the worst answers besides “sure”. It really means “No but i don’t want to tell you that”
Um I’d have to give that a firm maybe”
by ieatwaffles02 December 19, 2023
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Firm

When something is tight or cool. Description of an experience; or flawless time. She’s firm, no cap.

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That’s Firm

She/He is firm
Yo, last night that chick was firm. She could take it all.
by Little Firm February 13, 2022
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