fagneto

marneto in his fag state.

brad pitt of texas finally went fagneto on me and asked for a pic of my penis.

by -_-b May 1, 2004

faggotoids & figgety fags

Faggotoids are the super hero fags such as "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" on SNL's T.V. Fun House.

While the figgety fags are the side kicks of the faggotoids such as "Robin" from "Batman".

The faggotoids & figgety fags in this movie wear special thongs underneath their costumes.

Figgety fags are great.

The faggotoids and figgety fags join to fight the queer-a-sexual from becoming the flaming queen of Got-Ham city.

I like the glutes on that faggotoid.

The figgety fag has plumpy ones too!

by Daylene June 29, 2006

Fignuts

Fignuts is achieved when a man thoroughly marinates his balls in pickle juice, preferably dill, and then displays his newly pickled balls to his inferior, otherwise known as his girlfriend. He then places his salty balls into the mouth of the inferior (woman), thereby completing the fignuts. This is known in some parts of the midwest as a "Vlasic" or "Uncle Phil's Pickle Factory."

One variation exists where instead of placing the balls into the mouth orifice, the balls are placed into the previously widened anal cavity. This maneuver is known as the "chocolate fignuts" and has been said to exist only in parts of Newfoundland.

"Does it smell like pickles in here?"

"Mah fresh, I was bustin' fignuts like a motherfucker last night."

by Billroy May 23, 2009

Fagnetic Field

The field of pure gayness, in the form of faggotry force, exerted by faggots. When two of these fields meet, fagnetism is the result.

Why do I feel like kissing boys? I must be caught in a fagnetic field! Oscar, leave you faggot and take your fagnetic field with you, you faggot ass bitch.

by Igor Medavoy August 31, 2008

fignuts

To stuff your balls (all lubed up) into a girl's asshole, upon removing them your balls turn blue with asphyxiation due to the lack of circulation (meaning the fig part).
Upon this if you happen to fuck up, it's rips off your balls with a VOOM vacuum sound. There are also many variations of it such as the Inconspicuous (where you take the shitty balls and slap it on her face) and the Split Fig (where there is two different testes from two different guys ((yes they're gay since balls are touching)).

Cindy sucked those balls into her asshole as if they were food given to a fat person. fignuts

Lora was helping guys in a fignut tree, by letting each one stuff their balls in and waiting for them to turn blue than let the next one come stuffing in.

by Co....... January 5, 2008

fagnet

(noun) A fag magnet; One who attracts homosexuals. Used in reguards to sissified actions/mannerisms being acted out by a straight male. Term usually labeled by a friend, but can be from enemy.

(Verb) Fagnetize(-d)(-ing) - To make a fagnet; impose fagnet-like qualities; cause fagnet-like appearance.

(Adj.) Fagnetized (-ing) - Appearing fagnet-like; resembling a fagnet; is acting/has acted like a fagnet.

(noun) Ex: "Look at Joseph. What a fagnet!"

(verb) Ex: "Joseph, don't fagnetize my dog by doing that."

(Adj.) Ex: "Joseph makes that shirt look all fagnetized when he wears it."

by Home O. Fobe July 19, 2004

frignet

A blah-ness, annoying person that is as blah and boring and annoying as a sand crab, where the word originated from.

Man, that frignet got me sleepy.

by Lorraine February 23, 2004