Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.

Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.

by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

Ferri Middle School

This middle school is claimed to be one of the best middle schools in RI. Actually, this place fucking sucks massive, gaping booty hole!! Almost every boy you see is a fuck boy and some people have a body count from every, “Popular boy or girl,” because nobody likes a, “Weirdo.” Fuckgirls or whores wear SO. MUCH. MAKEUP. that they look like CAKEY fucks and think they are fucking BEAUTIFUL. To be labeled as popular at Ferri, you need to wear thongs, ONLY PINK AND VICTORIAS SECRET, makeup, Adidas or Nike, and you HAVE to have a MK bag or else you’re not a popular girl. If you want to be a popular boy, you need to wear Jordan’s, Adidas or Nike, Yeezys, and chains. You also have to be skinny to be cool. I am so lucky I left Ferri Middle. I feel bad for my friends who I left there at that Hellhole. They deserve so much better! The principals, vice principals, counselors, and TA’s never will help anyone with anything and if you’re depressed they won’t do ANYTHING TO HELP YOU. Many people including myself have gotten depression from this school because of all the people who are in it that are bitches and assholes. Oh, I didn’t mention how the 6th grade girls are the biggest thots in the world! They also wear so much makeup and it’s their first year in middle school. Same for the new 7th graders. Ugh who knows how they acted in elementary!? Ugh ok I’m fucking done now fuck ferri!!

Person 1: I have never seen a bigger thot in the 6th grade!

Person 2: I know, she literally already has a body count!
Ferri Middle school fucking gave me and My friends Depression!!!

by Sammi G!!! February 4, 2019

ferrek

A person who goes into chat rooms/boards and makes fun of everyone and nothing is taboo.

I was on AOL trying to cyber with this girl and then some ferrek chased everyone away.

by tom_ferrek June 3, 2004

Ferret Cleavage

The ass cleavage of a man with a pony tail.

Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Ferrari Passion

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Disaronno, one part cranberry juice and two parts passion fruit juice.

I got that chick so wasted with that Ferrari Passion that one night. Wink, wink!!!!!

by Wild_Omar October 4, 2010

Ferrells Law

Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:

Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!

(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)

Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)

Any Party:

He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!

There is literally no end to examples

by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019