Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018
Get the felony cutemug. by TheGoldenGorilla October 6, 2021
Get the Swag Felonymug. User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: âew, felony fartinez supporterâ
User 1: âstfuâ
User 2: âew, felony fartinez supporterâ
User 1: âstfuâ
by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024
Get the Felony Fartinezmug. Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
Get the 34 feloniesmug. A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.
by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024
Get the Felonious fellasmug. behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016
Get the friendship felonymug. Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. Theyâre always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesnât always talk, for they fear they wonât say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if youâre mad at them. But you arenât. Felony is that person there for you, and youâre there for them. Theyâre also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
by A Human Crow December 11, 2020
Get the Felonymug.