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Felony

Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!
by A Human Crow December 11, 2020
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Felonious fellas

A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.
My friend Tyler saw a group of felonious fellas behind a gas station.
by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024
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felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.
Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024
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bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover
Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies
by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021
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Feloniously

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges
I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Felony

The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.
That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.
by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024
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.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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