by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2010
by poop shooter April 30, 2003
Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.
by FunforYOU678 January 08, 2011
When one complains about problems on facebook -- and responds to every bit of sympathy; kind of looking a bit cheesy. Hence Facebook Cheesy. Or ---FB CHEESY---
FB Friend #1 : You know, I feel bad his grandma died and everything but he's being a little too FB Cheesy about it.
FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(
FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(
by drewniverse November 16, 2010
FB (Facebook) Whore - one who's goal it is to appear to have the most friends on their profile, even though most are just acquaintances. ;)
Jackie: Hey, I didn't think they were friends.
Paula: They aren't...he is an FB Whore usin' and abusin' his acquaintances to stroke his ego.
Paula: They aren't...he is an FB Whore usin' and abusin' his acquaintances to stroke his ego.
by Paula's April 16, 2008
The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
by Schlong Daddy June 11, 2013
When you have balls the size of church bells to post something on Facebook that will literally piss off 8 out of 10 of your friends such that most of them unfriend you as a result.
Mich: OMG did you see Phil's post on Facebook? He literally said no wonder we are a country full of P's responding to all the democrats crying that Hillary lost to Trump. Now that's FB sack!
Pills: STD standard
Pills: STD standard
by 1337c0d3d00d November 11, 2016