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Someone should make sure the bar has good insurance and a working fire extinguisher because I'm definitely getting Lejo-faced tonight.
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n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things
2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others
3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things
2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others
3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.
Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010
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At this point, life might also be playing at 15 fps
At this point, life might also be playing at 15 fps
by Nutmane February 19, 2023
Get the Faded than a hoe mug.A fatdicapped person is one who uses obesity as an excuse to gain access to some of the courtesies extended to legitimately disabled people. They demonstrate a marked tendency to consume far more than their fair share of food and most other available resources.
The veteran who had both his legs blown off was forced to park in a small space at the back of the lot, where it took him almost ten minutes to wedge his wheelchair out of the back of his '91 Dynasty. Once again, the accessible parking spaces were occupied by all the fatdicapped people's luxury SUVs.
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"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"
"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."
"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."
by Roy2009 July 18, 2009
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