Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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secret farter

one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own
man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own
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Starter Farter

That enormous fart given before a poo that can be heard from another room.
"That was some starter farter you gave in the loo babe."
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The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.
I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.
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