Faggot

Noun. A cowardly, insipid bureaucrat. Typically, a male British civil servant who is weak of mind and spirit. Someone who will always do the lazy, easy and usually ethically wrong thing to protect their career or self-interest.

Of course, he has loads of disposable income and free time, he is a faggot afterall

by Galt Government Sniper December 7, 2017

faggot

me when I'm in ur moms bed every night

ur mom: cum to my bed you faggot
me: cumming

by umig February 8, 2022

Faggoting

A method of decorating cloth by pulling out horizontal threads and tying the remaining vertical threads into hourglass-shaped bunches.

Me and my black mom were faggoting together last night.

by [14k]AD January 13, 2003

Faggot

1. A word used to describe anyone who is being an asshole, douche, just a general prick, or a total cunt
2. Someone who's only good enough to be used as fuel for a fire

John: Jesus Christ Mark is such an asshole
Moe: Why? What did he do now?
John: That son of a bitch keyed my car!
More: Wow what a fuckin faggot.

by jam legged johny April 1, 2015

Faggotivity

The amount or degree of Homosexuality (male or female).

"There was an abundance of faggotivity displayed at the gay bar last night."

by WritersAnonymous May 24, 2009

Faggot

A guy who thinks he's tough and stares at other dudes in public instead of minding his own business or checking out hot chicks.

Fuck that dudes a faggot he won't stop looking over at me!!!

by JyahC June 15, 2018

faggot

1. n. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human blood, being emotional sissy boys, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a twelve-year-old girl.

2. n. Any emo Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at target.

There's a difference between vampires and faggots. Vampires drink blood, turn into bats, sleep in coffins, and burst into flames on contact with the light of the morning sun. Faggots, on the other hand, are whatever Edward Cullen and his vampire crew are supposed to be. Edward is not a vampire as he can not do anything mentioned above and sparkles instead of burning alive in sunlight.

by Two sentient beings November 17, 2010