playing suckie face

kissing

the kids are down in the basement playing suckie face

by pussy bee October 29, 2019

face battle

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.

“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"

by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012

Face Check

The act of checking if an area is dangerous to blunder into by blundering into it.

"There might be an ambush waiting for us inside this bush. Let me poke my face in and check"
"DEMACIA!"
"Dude, don't Face Check"

by Teh Mongause September 23, 2011

face fee

The taxation of the ugly folks. The money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest.

- Tom, you're ugly as sin and yet you don't pay the face fee! I gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you're late with your face fee, yo!

by Tom Gore January 14, 2008

Face Fancy

Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.

David Bellamy has a massive face fancy

by bexywoo June 7, 2009

face barge

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.

Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.

by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014

South Town Face Plant

Slang for eating a chick's pussy. Another way of saying "going down town" on a woman who wants her clitoris and labia minora given oral stimulus to bring her to orgasm. Can apply to either a man or another woman performing cunnilingus to the recipient woman.

Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"

Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011