Facebump

When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.

Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.

by disco951 January 24, 2015

Facebag

A derogatory term indicating distain for the person it is directed towards.

"Welve Facebag" - Hello kind sir, I find your face to be displeasing (see "welve")

"You're some facebag boy" - Hello my friend, you re-define stupidty

"He's some facebag" - I do not care much for that fellow

by Crustymusicstudent March 7, 2007

Facebuke

A rebuke or scolding delivered via social media platforms such as Facebook. Intended by the giver to cause ebarrassment. Facebukes are characterized by their self-righteous nature, public delivery (when a private message would have been more than sufficient), lack of anonymity (as opposed to posting an anonymous comment to a blog, for example), and reluctance to engage in an intellectual debate around the topic. Usual perpetrators of the Facebuke are religious legalists looking to foist their particular idiosyncratic understandings upon others. Also known as an ebuke.

Dude, that guy who told you that you shouldn't listen to rock music on your wall totally Facebuked you.

by theshaftman July 20, 2010

facehugger

The facehugger is a parasitoid; its only purpose is to make contact with the host. Facehuggers are often 20-something nerds that have only recently left their mother's basement (if ever). Upon making contact, the facehuger suffocates the life out of a conversation and forces its ideas upon the unsuspecting host. Attempts to remove facehuggers generally prove fatal, as the parasite will respond by tightening its grip.

Lookout, here comes Bob, he's a real facehugger. Once he gets going, we'll never get away.

by veldmelter July 5, 2009

facehugger

Person who enjoys climbing mountains with very steep ascent routes, thereby almost hugging or kissing the faces of the mountains.

That mountain has an almost ninety-degree ascent seventy percent of the way. Are you up to the challenge of being a facehugger?

by pentozali May 6, 2011

Facebuck

To pass the buck on moral or social responsibility and/or action for an issue/cause by re-posting the link about the issue/cause to your own Facebook profile, instead of taking the action requested by the post.

"Ugh, I don't really have time to sign this 'feed the polar bears' petition. I'm gonna Facebuck this one to my friends."

by MissGodiva February 4, 2013

FaceBag

Similar to a douchebag, a word made from conjoining the famed "your face" insults and the conotations of bag that have been brought on by the word douche bag. A word both insulting in nature and pretty ridiculous. Try it on your friends!

"God! You're such a Facebag, you ate the last slice of pizza!""I'm a what?!"

by Fredrick Southingston December 29, 2008