unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think

George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.

by Brian Perkins February 21, 2007

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 02, 2009

Executed files.txt

1. the txt file that you hide your secret diary in not that i would know....

1. No dont open executed files.txt

by platypussy_licker May 03, 2019

executive producer

"The producer of the game."

- Jesse Wellens

"I got my boy Marcus here. He's the executive producer. He produces the game."

by anonkm June 21, 2017

executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday

I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.

by misskj March 15, 2009

execute yuhself

It’s a line created by a influencer called R19.
The term execute yuhself means (Go away or leave)

Execute yuhself nuh please.

by Execute yuhself October 03, 2023

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! June 15, 2012