event horizon

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape

If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.

by Linux System Message March 26, 2004

Event Horizon

The point at which the number of drinks required to make a person sexually attractive enough for intercourse exceeds the point to which the man can maintain an erection.

Wingman: Check out that girl at the bar. Whadda think?
Man: 5 drinks. Maybe.
Wingman: Alright well how about the chick in the blue dress checking us out over there?
Man: 7, doubtful.
Wingman: And the girl dancing by herself to Superfreak on the dancefloor?
Man: Dude, that's an Event Horizon right there... No way.

by MrSully February 17, 2009

Evelyn

Evelyn is the absolute best girl out there. She doesn't care what anybody thinks about her and is always happy. She can also be a bit weird sometimes in a good way. She will never be afraid to try something new and won't stop to get something she wants. Evelyn is by far the best girlfriend in the world.

Evelyn is hot inside and out!

by Cowboy_baby June 4, 2018

evelynne

Evelynne means someone who is Smart, Funny, beautiful and she's a nice person to be with

Me: OMG she's totally a Evelynne and literally her name is Evelynne

You: NO FRIKEN WAY

by Èvèłÿññè August 16, 2017

Evelyn

Better then what your last girl was she is an amazing, sweet, kind and generous girl who has felt pain but she is getting better I knew an Evelyn she was a kind girl who stood up for what she believed in

Person1: Wow look at her😍

Person2: that's Evelyn
Person1: I want her
Person2: HA good luck with that

by This person123456 May 15, 2018

evela

Evela is a beautiful girl. Graceful. Just like the Mongolian meaning of her name "Goddess of the Sun". Her smile fills a room, and her unique name suits her unique spirit. Quiet, but sometimes loud. Nice, polite. She is raised well. Evela is the kind of person that is lovable, loved by many people. She is mature and responsible but knows how to have a good time. When I hear the name Evela, it reminds me of gold and jewels. Stunning.

"That girl's name is Evela, I haven't heard of that name before"
"I know, it's very unique, but beautiful"
"It suits her. She has a very kind heart."

by perfectjewel December 26, 2013

Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.

A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007