Esme'd

When a girl named Esme, follows you on Instagram, likes all your pictures, messages you and then when you reply, she ignores you and never talks to you again.

Oh my God bro, That Hot girl from the club just messaged me and liked all my Instagram posts

Which one? Esme?

Yeah bro, I'll message her

Tell me what she says bro

She's read my message but hasn't replied

Oh damn bro, you just got Esme'd

by PHDblobhurst July 13, 2017

esme fair

A slut who will suck on anyone's dick

I don't want you to suck my cock your such an Esme fair

by Gilfa February 8, 2018

Esme Pilato

Esme Pilato is so cool and hot and I love them so much

I love esme pilato

by Bootylord23 August 21, 2022

Esme Packer

The most lovely prettiest elegant sweetest amazing human EVER. perfect in every way possible, so much it's illegal. The perfect partner, insecure but should absolutely not be, the best most caring partner and CG (care giver) who cares about all the people they love, and that me and so many other people are proud of. :)

Love you Esme Packer!! <3

by Theo_Puppy September 17, 2022

esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say

hi its chris and i hate esme swift

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023

Esme W

Esme W is a callus and dad loving individual, she may be born as a male but also passes as a female. She regularly indulges in some scratch imagining and has a picture of him pinned to her wall which she kisses every night. Accompanying that is a photo of her bald companion who give her comfort on scary nights and her sexy and beautiful lover who she sometimes tucks into bed with.

Who's that girl making out with that dog? Oh, silly me that's Esme W.

by Esme lover ;) May 6, 2024

dirty esme

A dirty esme is when 12 people have an orgy on the floor

Let's go do a dirty esme with some friends.

by The dabbed December 26, 2019