eastern shore of virginia

unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.

Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?

by HotWings December 28, 2005

Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.

man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."

by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009

ershest

( ur- shist) a suffix that is greater than -est the suffix that was previously known as top suffix to describe somethings pure awesome-ness. Infact, the suffix ershest is so powerful, it can not be matched by any other word and thus, has no synonyms.

rob's skate board was cool, rodney's board was cooler, and danny's board was the coolest, however my skate board is the coolershest!

by baracktimus prime April 16, 2010

Erst

Captures the essence of "being up for something" in a single word.

Can also mean excited or a fan of.

Are you erst to come to my place and play some hoops?

I'm too erst for the Giants, they're too good!

I'm erst that Marc finally got the job done and slept with Tara. Good for him.

by DasUber January 21, 2013

erstwhile

"Former," "previous," "ex-"

Erstwhile works a lot like "ex," except it's an adjective instead of a prefix, much more formal and a little old-fashioned. Not everyone knows what it means. Lots of people slip it into sentences because it sounds fancy and makes them feel like they're from the 1890s.

My erstwhile and estimable business partner will be joining us for lunch."

"Wait, you guys aren't working together anymore?"

"What? No, we still are."

"Then why'd you say 'erstwhile'?"

"Because he went to Harvard, man! It doesn't get more erstwhile than that!"

"That's not what that word means, dude."

"Don't say 'dude.' It'll make you sound uneducated."

by DRF December 16, 2013

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018