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Epsteined

When somebody tricks you into thinking that they did something even though you rare bluffing; ie: faking your own death
Jeffrey Epstein epsteined everyone by faking his own death.
by NEhz_75 November 3, 2025
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Epsteined

A situation where it appears an individual who was minding their own business mysteriously committed suicide but in reality was forced into circumstances where they assisted in their own murder.
The hungry rat epsteined itself when it took the bait and set off the trap.
by Phytosanitary October 17, 2021
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jeffery epstein

Sam: I goon to jeffery epstein
by Pannkakor March 7, 2024
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Epstein Fallacy

The mistaken belief that someone can’t be underage just because they’re shown or portrayed in a sexual context.
A: “Are you sure she’s 18?”
B: “Have you seen her videos? She acts way older.”
A: “Man… that’s the Epstein Fallacy.”
by Bratman7 November 26, 2025
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Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Edward Epstein was a Jewish-American private school teacher, turned billionaire banker, who ran a child sex trafficking ring in his many private estates, located in places such as Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris, rural New Mexico, and, perhaps most infamously, his private island in the United States Virgin Islands, Little St. James. He was connected to many wealthy and powerful individuals, such as Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew of the British Royal Family, Stephen Hawking, and Leonardo DiCaprio. In August of 2019, Epstein allegedly committed suicide by hanging while being detained, in the Metropolitan Correctional Center, in New York City, on sex trafficking charges. The circumstances of his death, and connections to the elites of the world, have sparked many conspiracy theories behind his origins as well as the circumstances of his alleged suicide. Some argue that he didn't commit suicide, and was killed in order to prevent information about what happened at his estates from being released, while others believe he was snuck out of the prison, and is living in hiding.
Jeffrey Epstein may, or may not have killed himself, depending on who you ask. It's also probable that he's right now hiding in another Caribbean territory where the rich like to hide their money, such as Bermuda or the Cayman Islands. He's definitely wealthy enough to just nominally disappear from the public eye, if he wanted to.
by This is my handle okay July 13, 2025
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Epsteining

Epsteining. To perv around.
Friend 1: Dude where's Joe?
Friend 2: He's Epsteining.
by Tango Mango October 24, 2020
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Jeffery Epstein

a skibidi rizzler, who trafficked humans for his personal amuesment
bro only rizzes children; he so Jeffery Epstein
by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025
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