explode-a-poo

When every molecule of shit in your body exits in about 1/1000 of a second, literally exploding out of your ass. The type of poo that leaves poo niblets in the toilet bowl long after you've left the bathroom.

I had to go so bad, the moment my ass touched the toilet seat I had a total explode-a-poo. I think some bounced up and stuck on my ass.

by bammo July 8, 2009

exploded hotdog

a gross, rotten, smelly gross vagina relating usually to a femal teenager. mostly looking like a blown up hotdog

guy1: hey did you fuck that gurl danielle?
guy2: yeaa dude shit was nasty?

guy1: why? how was her vagina?

guy2: looked like a exploded hotdog bro!

by dudeee69 November 23, 2009

midnight exploder

such a good wet dream that you wake up and your still exploding

i was dreaming about your mom last night and i woke up all sweaty, man i think im a midnight exploder.

by more creative than sasquatch February 15, 2010

internet exploder

Man or woman or weirdo who wanks/masturbates over almost anything online regularly and shoots his load whilst doing so.

Person 1: Hey, that old pervy fella at the library using the computer is a full on 'internet exploder'
Person 2: Him, ah yes he's always pretending hes studying, a real wanker.....an internet exploder!
Person 1: uh huh!

by 'Whisky Business' February 19, 2021

emplode

opposite of implode. to implode outwards.

Andrew had so much work to do that he emploded.

by matt 6 September 8, 2005

team explode

a gang that originated at daniel boone high school their sign was and still is a motion that insinuates masterbation. the worst sign throwing is when a gang member would put spit and insinuate masterbation then fling spit at the opposing person, occuring in mass chaos. Their worst enemies were the breakers there sign look like breaking a stick. These two groups hated witht he most incredable hatred.

Team explode rocks my socks!

by Uncle Jo October 30, 2006

explode ain't no verb

A phrase used to point out that the word "explode" isn't a verb, you dimwitted fuckhole.

Brian: I'm going to explode you
Tommy: Explode ain't no verb

by Chris Spargo October 16, 2008