by haigsvsbs April 21, 2018

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.
I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.
by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.
Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016
