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endorsement bombing

On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.
Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.
by killa_dilla May 12, 2014
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Encore poop

When a person takes a poop, gets up, washes and dries their hands and then realizes there is more poop to be dumped, requiring them to sit back down and finish. This may or may not involve a shart just after washing.
I washed my hands after pooping, but had to sit back down for an encore poop.
by bokonon82 March 7, 2018
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Enor

A nickname for blonde named Eleanor that has no clue what they’re talking about. Enor’s are ignorant and stubborn.
by Clemente Thompson May 29, 2020
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enormadick

Enormadick is the disease in which too much blood flows to your cock causing you to pass out at times, but sexual partners seem to love it.
Damn that guy has an enormadick.
by CaliCheck March 27, 2021
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enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!
by lmai2 June 2, 2023
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compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.
"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"
by Aeiouza December 26, 2013
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terms of endorkment

any term given to a friend to describe what a geek they are, because of their choice of clothing or their choice of unusual word usage.
In the Big Bang Theory show, the characters use many terms of endorkment to describe their friends weird behaviors.
by Captain Cuda Bong July 18, 2011
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