hot topic employee

some of the friendliest employees you'll ever meet.
They will come up and start talking to anyone like they are best friends.
They don't discriminate if you are wearing "non-dark" clothing...
So nice you almost feel like you are getting hit on
I went into Hot Topic in soccer shorts and track t shirt and the hot topic employees were still friendly with me.

I thought that hot topic guy was hitting on me until I found out it was all a part of his job. Those child predators lurking outside was another story...gross...
by Desiree1990 August 16, 2007
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Nike Employee Store

A Nike store in Oregon that offers products at an employee discount price. If you don't work at Nike, you'll need to find someone who does to get a guest pass to get in.

No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.
The Nike Employee Store is the place to get the best prices on new Nike stuff.
by Nike! December 24, 2008
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Brandy Melville employee

A snake in glossier lip gloss and doc Martins.
Wouldn't you just love it if her ugliness from the inside showed on the outside?
I walked into brandy Melville just looking for some cute clothes but instead I got a brandy Melville employee hissing at me and looking up and down my body wanting to bite me then posion me with her snake poissons.
by Vfbnh tfcsxecfinkjnhvfce December 07, 2019
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Home depot employees

Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
by coal trout November 15, 2019
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coin-operated employee

An employee brought in for a particular project or set time period.
Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.
by JRob January 08, 2010
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Roche Brothers Employee

Can be define in many ways and in many types.
Boy Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, perverts, unintelligent, useless, desperate, lazy, and needy.
Girl Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, Prostitutes, unintelligent, useless, desperate, and needy.
Most of the guys would hide in their department drinking or/and abusing drugs. Since there is no cameras, they will get off Scott-Free. Most of the girls are prostitutes. They would do anything for cash.
Roche Brothers Employee

Boy Employee: Let's go to my van during break and smoke some weed while fucking.
Girl Employee: Sure thing, but it will cost you $20 like usual.
Boy Employee: No Prob.
by Fow Pow April 24, 2017
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Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller August 13, 2005
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