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eggs away from vegan 

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant
Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

Eggs Tingling 

A pleasant prickling sensation felt in the ovaries piqued by cultural and procreational stimuli, especially but not limited to crossing the border into ones ancestral homeland.
"Are your eggs tingling?" - she asked as her family crossed the border into Croatia for the first time.
Eggs Tingling by icemomma June 19, 2021

eggs in the oven 

When a male inserts his testes into a woman's vagina. Or in the case of gay sex, the anus.
Oh Greg! I want to do the eggs in the oven! -Katy
eggs in the oven by CLEVIN March 21, 2014

EGGS TOAST AND GRITS 

Derrogatory term for Eight Trey Gangster
I got my plate all fixed for some eggs toast and grits...
EGGS TOAST AND GRITS by Dr00py November 8, 2006

eggs in a basket 

slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.
Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.
eggs in a basket by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011