Egotesticle

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.

That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.

by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 10, 2008

Egotesticle

Gender oriented egotism.

He is such an egotesticle dolt!

by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

Beggars Eggo

The act of taking a frozen eggo waffle and inserting into pre heated vagina. This creates a toasted eggo which then will pop out of the vagina as it would a conventional toaster. Then the delicious toasted waffle is fed to a hungry/homeless/ beggar. Hilarity ensues.

damn sarah o when you gave that homeless man a real juicy beggars eggo.

by mile ray cyrus December 29, 2008

Egot

Traditionally referring to the dark skinned, indigenous peoples of the Philippines, egot has become a sort of equivallent to nigga among wanksta filipino youth.

'Sup egot. Let's hold back the integrity of our race for another 20 years by acting all wanksta and stuff.

by Kikkoman-man November 8, 2005

Egotistical

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.

egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical

by Marney21 August 6, 2007