teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Something that is exceedingly difficult.

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.

by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010

Best dad ever

Christopher Skelton rode 5,000 miles on a bicycle just to bring his kids home to live with him. He succeeded and even got an award named after him called the Christopher Skelton award which they now give out every year to a worthy winner.

Christopher Skelton is the best dad ever.

by Mr.Blue1o7 November 17, 2017

worst band ever

ashlee simpson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she blows dogs for quarters

by ME August 7, 2004

Best Boyfriend Ever

This is the guy that will make your heart stop, make your eyes shine, shower you with kisses and always stand up for you. Never let this guy go. Ever.

I love my boyfriend, he is the Best Boyfriend ever.

by Lucky girl 4ever December 24, 2011

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

by Fearman May 28, 2008

Fuck Everything Ever

Used when you want everything that ever existed to know that you are not a fan; FML's crazy cousin
Most commonly expressed as an angry exclamation.
Occasionally abbreviated as "FEE."

Person 1: "How's your research paper going?"
Person 2: "I'm going to start researching tonight. I mean, we still have, what, two weeks?"
Person 1: "If by two weeks you mean two days, then yes."
Person 2: "Fuck everything ever!"

by UpSideRight July 25, 2011

The Best Thing Ever

Food

Food is the best thing ever.

by Pialinist November 14, 2020