Existential Crisis

A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.

This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.

Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"

Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."

by kridjiti November 27, 2016

Existials

Existials, ials or “eels” is A DnB/EDM Artist whom expresses his/her emotion with rhythmic experimental, melody & ambient Breakcore. He’s/she’s mainly Influenced By “Sewerslvt” another EDM artist. He/she is mainly known for the humorous titles for his/her songs which are eye catching while making overall good music.

I’ve become one with the existials,”their main alias”

by EDMlolipoplicker222 May 18, 2021

exitstencilist

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.

This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.

by GGAustin August 14, 2011

Exiteen

The age where teenagers "teens" are expected to behave like responsible adults but are treated and disregarded as children. It is usually defined as the last two years of high school and the gap year after graduation.

Much of the mainstream media and commercial sector target their content and products at exiteens that want to be able to enjoy those things marketed at them but are not legally allowed to do so.

10-12 year olds = Tweens / Tweenager
13-15 year olds = Teens
16-19 year olds = Exiteens

by DarwinSnowEvolved September 8, 2019

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

by Piscine September 20, 2016

existential nap

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017