dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.

Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!

by socket5c July 19, 2024

Dyson

Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.

Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"

Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."

Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"

Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*

by Starfire16 April 7, 2022

Dyson

Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.

No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.

by Block Dog August 6, 2021

Joshua Dyson

He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games

Joshua Dyson is the best Fortnite player

by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

Dyson

Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.

Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)

Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.

by German2104 June 23, 2022

soul dyson

a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.

Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.

by Kenerex November 11, 2010