better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

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Demba Ba

By far the most powerful and beastly man known alive . He has beaten Chuck Norris in multiple fights and now Chuck Norris worships him. He is commonly known for walking all over defences in the premiership while drinking water and strawberry syrup. Often used to describe how amazing one is or how great something has been done.

Jonjo:Did you see that bicycle kick he scored?
Michael:Ya it was a Demba Ba.

Sam:You are a Demba Ba.
Paul: Thank you that means a lot.

by Fernando Torres yaaaa February 14, 2012

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dumbass

A person is both stupid (e.g. dumb) while also stubbornly refusing to stop being stupid when asked (e.g. ass)

I couldn't teach him how to use the paintball gun because he was running around with it between his legs like a dumbass.

by dumbass September 17, 2003

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dumbacity

the tenacious predisposition toward being a dumb ass. an alarmingly noticeable character trait in the lives of those whose general existence tends to disprove the theory "survival of the fittest." portmanteaux of dumbass and tenacity.

The CFO of our company added the number 29 and 30 and came up with a solution of 64; his general dumbacity is astounding.

by sandeebean96 February 13, 2008

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Dumbassness

The state of being dumb. The condition of completely blind to the fact that you should have kept your mouth shut. The reality that in the moment you are too dumb to see that what you are saying should not be said. Dumb-Ass!

I'm not sure who's got more dumbassness in them... the scriptwriter who judges homeless people as being evil monkeys or Darren C.

You would be better off asking Lucky-UTV representatives to film your script, because you have some issues going on in yourself that are shown in your writing dialogue that are full of dumbassness.

If you want to be cured of dumbassness, simply follow the lead of the CEO of lucky-utv.

by lucky bailey rocks February 27, 2021

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