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Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
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Driving the Bus

When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.
while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"
by Jrock c January 13, 2009
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driving while black

Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.

It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.
"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."
by aurilla August 16, 2006
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war driving

The art of using a laptop computer and specialized "sniffing" software to located usable 802.11 wireless networks--while driving. See also "war chalking."
I posted this definition via a wireless connection i found while war driving the Haight Ashbury.
by SYFer August 9, 2003
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driving dirty

Driving with a concealed weapon, illegal substance, illegal narcotic, or drug paraphernalia
by da_skillitized_homie July 19, 2006
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drapering

When a man's game is on point for an indefinite period of time - à la Don Draper from the hit television series "Mad Men" - he is said to be "drapering." The term is a derivation of the last name Draper, by route of the gerund Reaganing, as made popular by the series 30 Rock.
Man 1: Dude, I heard Max has had four three-somes this week, and it's only Tuesday!!
Man 2: Yeah, bro, he's been drapering for the past month.

Man 1: Yo, Yvan told off that girl while he was fisting her! What a lad, he's been drapering for a while now.
by respecteves February 25, 2011
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Buzz Driving

1. Buzz Driving is driving with a buzz, not quite drunk, but enough that your awareness and/or ability to drive is somewhat impaired.

2. Another way for the State of Michigan to give you a ticket.

3. A stupid way to drive, especially if you are buzz driving and drink while operating a vehicle; that's just more trouble in the making.
1. The meat headed idiot was Buzz Driving and hit a telephone pole, luckily he hurt no one but himself.

2. She was out for the night, had her thrills then took off for home buzz driving - oh yeah she got a ticket and it set her back $250.00!!!!

3. That lamer was DOA after he tried a stupid buzz drive home and wrapped himself up against a tree. It's a shame, but I am glad that he didn't kill anyone else with his asinine actions.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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