Doingerler

Somebody that is not the smartest and often gets in the way

Look at that doingerler over there he can’t even walk across the street.

by WordCactus June 29, 2023

flinker-dinger

Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.

Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.

by Chron Johnson October 12, 2008

Noob Drinker

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.

1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!

by King Jazza! January 16, 2009

Lone Drinker

That one person at the bar or club who sits alone doesn't talk to anyone and just has a drink by himself

Look at the lone drinker over there I wonder what must be going through his mind

by Harry69 May 10, 2011

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

Light Weight Drinker

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.

Did you see Mats last night? he was drunk after 2 Flugels.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

by AnonymousMun August 26, 2018

Dringus

Someone that looks extremely stupid. their face is simply - Durrrrrr...

Ey did u check out that guy on the tube the other day???HE looked like a fucking Dringus

by StraightupLibertad January 27, 2010