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relax drank

an "anti energy drink"

it looks like an energy drink from the fancy can and such.

drink two without knowing what it is and call me in the morning because regardless of the time, you're going to bed.

contains: melatonin, rose hips, Valerian root.

based on "purple stuff, purple drank, sizzurp"
with all these legal stimulants in our society: coffee, energy drink, energy pills, soft drinks, relax drank is the only legal depressant.
relax drank by viciousk August 26, 2009

grape drank 

black people version of grape juice with the exception of:
nutrients and vitamins
consists of:
sugar, water, and of course purple
jimmy: hey you want some grape juice
shawn:what? nigga wtf is juice i want some grape drank baby, it's purple
jimmy: im not sure i know what grape drink is
shawn:what?
jimmy:i got some apple juice
shawn:WTF IS JUICE!! i want some apple drank. it's greeeeeeeen
grape drank by da_him March 8, 2009

boob drank 

I finna go home and dip my cookies in some boob drank.
boob drank by CookieMonster000001 December 20, 2008

cold drank 

The word alot of us use here in the south for any kind of soda.
Me: "Granny, yall got anything to drank in there?"
Granny: "Yeah, we got some cold drank in the fridge."
cold drank by Ms. Chocolate October 11, 2006

Drunk Drank 

To go home drunk and continuing to drink after you should have passed out.
Shit...I am so hung-over today! I fucking went home last night and drunk drank until like 4 A.M. I shoulda' just passed out.
Drunk Drank by Jenn Dickey December 22, 2005

Cotton Drank 

A drank consisting of cotton candy, water, and vodka. Take a handful of cotton candy (preferably aged at least 1 day), mix it into 4-6 oz. of water. Stir until all the CC is dissolved. Add a splash of vodka for a fruity and curious taste (or more vodka, for more vodka). Some consumers have reported cotton mouth-like symptoms after partaking in it.
"Man, shut the hell up before I eat yo' god damn shirt!!"

"Calm yoself down brother, have a sip of this here COTTON DRANK!!!"
Cotton Drank by OfTheSol July 22, 2009