ass dragger

Any FWD car, typically driven by young drivers. Derogatorily called "Ass Draggers" mainly because zero power goes to the rear wheels, and most "Ass Draggers" dont have much power to start with. Common vehicles include: Acura RSX, Honda Civics, Dodge Neon, Volkswagen Golf, Acura Integra.

Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."

by THEWASHINGTONGREATBEAST January 20, 2016

Cape dragger

A person who is lazy and incompetent.

Man, look at that darn cape dragger over there, he doesn’t know or care what’s going on.

by Jean Claude October 1, 2018

Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.

"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"

by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021

Dragger

A can of beer that has been dragged behind a skateboard while bombing down a hill in San Francisco. Once the can gets a hole ground in the bottom corner, you promptly shotgun the beer and roll away victorious.

When I shotgunned that dragger I think I swallowed a rock

by Skullsnake September 1, 2021

Titty dragger

Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.

Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!

A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Shovel-dragger

Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.

Look at that shovel-dagger. Bloody lazy shovel-dagger.
Old Jim? Yeah, he's a shovel-dragger.

by SiTav November 23, 2021

knuckle dragger

occurs when you have shit so much in the toilet that your knuckles scrape against the mountain of feces while wiping

my shits are so enormous they cause me to have knuckle draggers!

by Gus Alfrey August 30, 2021