Downtown Downer

The act of one guy blowing another guy in a gay bar bathroom.
There was a downtown downer going on in club glitter.
by wjpennewell28 September 21, 2009
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downtown business

His pants are so tight, you can see his downtown business!
by Michele N. February 03, 2006
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downtown screamer

spreading the lips of a vagina, inserting your face and screaming as loud as you can to the point of that where it echoes and reverberates inside the womb
Like oh my g, jake totally gave me a downtown screamer, i could feel it in my chest and i accidently squirted him in the back of the throat
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Downtown Derby

A sexual act, and a certain form of bukkake. A white woman has a group of ten African-American men or more, completely naked and ready to screw. One man jerks off over the woman at a time, and he only has 30 seconds to ejaculate. The next man in line repeats the process, and so on, and so on, until the woman is completely covered with semen.
The origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. Downtown, referring to the African-Americans, symbolizes "gangsta," "pimp," etc.
Derby, however, is a different story. Racecar driving, AKA "NASCAR", is only watched by Caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. It also signifies why the males have to ejaculate so quickly.
Dude, did you see that video on insert porn website name here?
Yeah, bro, she totally got a Downtown Derby!
by Suk-Ji Long-Shlong July 16, 2010
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downtown brown

When a person takes a dump around the rim of a toilet and puts the seat back down on the shit.
R: What Happened at the club last night?

K: I sat on a toilet and shit squeezed out of the side getting all over my clothes.

R: dude you sat on a downtown brown
by theeurbandictionary February 26, 2011
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The Downtown Treatment

If you are ever in your City's downtown section, and every creepey motherfucker has left their cave and is there with you- You are getting the downtown treatment. This lovely expeirence not only seems to happen right when you make it downtown, but feels fucking timed for it.

Lots of weirdos + One place = The downtown treatment.
I was trying to make it to house of imports today, and got stopped by two cops, one drunk shoeshine guy, three gangbangers, and a seriously pissed of homeless dude. Feels like the downtown treatment to me.
by P.s.1.isdoomedsuckers January 18, 2007
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Downtown Buffalo

The economic center of Western New York. For many years downtown Buffalo was being run down by crime, and rust. But recently many new projects have been built/are being built/planned, such as the new waterfront, the statler towers being redeveloped, the Marriot Hotel downtown, the new federal courthouse, and the MANY abandoned buildings being turned into lofts/businesses. Buffalo is on the rise.
Rochesterian: Wow, our downtown is better because we have 2 waterfalls, and like 3 highrise buildings!

Buffalonian: Have fun with your panhandlers! We have over 50 high rises, a waterfront in development and many other projects being done! Downtown Buffalo rocks!
by ImAsnake February 23, 2012
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