douche

1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.

on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.

god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!

by NoMerci366 February 20, 2005

douche

A person who owns both an iPhone and an iPad.

Guy 1: Dude look at John's new iPad. Doesn't he also have an iPhone?

Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.

by jonodp April 04, 2010

douche

someone who wears white sunglasses

Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.

by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009

douche

The french term for shower

Vont saisir une se doucher vous sentir mauvais

by ffjjbskdug April 09, 2007

Douche

Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.

Michael Besly is a douche.

by DrunkLahey November 20, 2011

douche

an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.

Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!

by Tom Bombadillo June 15, 2005

Douche

Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.

you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.

by Talia! March 15, 2007