Douchecake.

An amazing person.

Joey's a douchecake.(;

by sadgsdgfndfgy June 30, 2010

douchebat

a cross between a douchebag and a dingbat. Generally the same definition as a dingbag just with a little more focus on stupid.

Jessica is a such a douchebat, i cannot believe she thinks she is right.

by tabsg3 June 10, 2011

Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".

Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"

by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011

Douchateria

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

Douchebagette

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

Douchebagery

The regular practice of being a douchebag.

Wow Jeff is a total jerk...he's a master of douchebagery.

by Txgal May 10, 2016

Douchecake

A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.

Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.

by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016