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docking tube 

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.
docking tube by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019

Docking Lights 

A game played on the lake when you spot a boat driving with their docking lights on. First made famous on Lake Martin, Alabama.

Point systems differ per household.

Please note: Driving with docking lights on is illegal so docking light spots are rare and attributed to inexperienced boaters and intoxicated individuals. Stay clear of vessels running docking lights as headlights.
Todd and Karen ran their docking lights because they flipped all the switches. Hurry take a pick and get your points.

Docking Station 

When a male lines his anus up with a woman's vagina and shits in her. It may be necessary to get a 'turtle head' before attempting this procedure to ensure the maximum deposit.
After eating a heaty meal Stan felt the need to give his woman a large docking station before taking her doggy style.
Docking Station by Klarsh March 14, 2009

docking the boat 

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.
"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"

Docking Station 

A docking station can be referred to as the act of when a male lines his anus up with a female's vagina and proceeds to do a bowel movement inside of her. She can then proceed to variables of the more advanced positions like the cleaveland steamer.
After Jack finished the docking station into Jill's vagina, she then squatted above him and sheefed onto his chest.
Docking Station by Shmoshmech February 2, 2009

Docking Ceremony 

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.
Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.