Elevator diver

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.

Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!

by flacker March 20, 2009

Dumpster Diver

Someone who gets in/ around dupsters, picking up items to keep.

Guy: Hey I saw someone digging in the trash the other day.

Girl: I know; he was such a Dumpster Diver.

by Madmadness January 30, 2011

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

Mudd Diver

A person administering any sort of anal play.

> dude, did you get laid last night or what?

> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!

by Bam 9 February 11, 2011

american diver

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

by The harse September 01, 2014

channel diver

A chick who is into chicks only and especially enjoys channel diving (oral sex).

Did you see that mannish girl with the field hockey stick? Total channel diver.

by Holler123 July 10, 2009

crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.

I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.

by Landincash February 17, 2011